Learned Rules of Relationships

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SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO CONTINUE ON AND READ THESE RULES,
REMEMBER BYRDMAN HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE AS TO WHAT IT TAKES TO FIND MS RIGHT.
THERE HAVE BEEN MANY MS. RIGHTS, MS. RIGHT-NOWS AND MS. RIGHT-TONIGHTS.
IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY BYRDMAN CONTINUES HIS QUEST TO LEARN OF THIS SPECIES CALLED "FEMALE".

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OH!.. One more note:

If you happen to be an ex girlfriend or ex wife of the Byrdman
and you recognize that one or more rules
may apply to the relationship we had..
well ..
you're right, it was that incident.
I am proud that you felt egotistical enough to think
it was about you..

Now go get some therapy.

An Interesting note: The various ex's that have managed to find this document
and read the rules
have all mistaken which of the rules have been written about them.

They say the first step is recognizing a problem.

(tells us something about woman's-nature, doesn't it)

Required Important Quote: "Everyone Is Someone Elses Weirdo"

 

 Russian Translation Of The ByrdRules (thanks Tatti!)

(you must have international character set loaded to view the russian language)

Readers Respond! (I was warned this was going to happen)

  Famous Quotes Spoken By Byrdman's ExWives & Girlfriends

Application to be a Future Byrdman's Ex-wife