The following is a comment sent to me from another "Cat"

The Icon is The Byrdman's editorial responses to the comments.

Hello Byrdman!

I have never visited a site and sent an email afterward... but, when I saw your rules to a relationship... I felt I had to!

And I am very glad you did respond

First... they were sooooo funny! I laughed my butt off! But, there were just a few of your "rules" that made me want to comment... on behalf of all the "women who did not date or marry Byrdman". Call it my "duty"....hahahahaha! NOT!

Rule 33... women lie and call it changing their minds??? nahhhhhhhh a lie is a lie... or... have you thought about the "that isn't what I really meant... you must have misunderstood"... ???? Oooops! That's a man's line... :)

Yes it is a man's line... and we are proud to own it.(now, wanna barter for the right to use our lines?)

Rules 41 - 43... simply brought the question to mind... how much "maintenance" low... high... otherwise do YOU require??? hmmmmmmmm??????

 I am low maintenance compared to some of my species. I require the standard ego petting but generally don't need the high attention and you can maintain your "life" (not necessary to become my appendage to satisfy me).

Rule 55... careful with this one... cause what if SHE plans on being a widow???? Ever consider that? Hahahahahahahaha

Good Point, Should I ask you what your intentions are?

Rule 60... now THAT one really upset me... to think that the pic I send is a recent picture of myself... that I never even thought about having one of me 20 years ago scanned so I could send THAT instead... darn! What has

happened to my thinking???? I guess I don't cause that would be a lie... uh oh... am I saying I don't lie???? hmmmmmmmmm

I didn't mean to upset you. I would put your photo up to prove what you say but it would possibly start something I probably dont want to do. (putting up pics of the ladies I have dated and married for all the new possible future ex-wives to compare with.).

Flowered dresses??????? YUCK!!! BUT!!! Flowered are better than darn fugly polka-dots!!!! But no... I have no flowered dresses... (some useless FYI).

I agree that polka-dot dresses are ugly.. But since I have not had a bad adventure with a woman in a polka dot dress, I feel I am not qualified to make it a rule. Please feel free to explore polka dots with me at your earliest convience.

Anyway... your site is great... the rules are hilarious... so, keep up the great work!!!!

 Thank-You for the comments.. Please feel free to continue. (we all need to take notes about each other).

Still laughing in Maryland!

Patsy aka KitteeKAT