Page 2 These are responses in 1999 . Thank you all for keeping me going here.

Note: Because of Mike's suggestion, we now have a Future Byrdman Ex-wife Application

Hi, Byrdman,

That list is so funny, so true in many areas. I really enjoyed it.

I'm sending the list to some of my "REALLY ONLY MALE FRIENDS." LOL!

Not on my "to do" list.

Keep up the good work. I enjoyed the list immensely.

Thanks for making my day.

Linda

LMAO Mr. Byrd those were soooo funnny and I am female what a mind you

have I guess after being married and divorced 3 times you learn alot and

need rules I have been married and divorced once so I do not have many

rules yet :-) Add more that was just to good to end so soon and those

ex-wife dolls CRACK ME UP! Take Care and follow the rules! :-) Renee

I am a redhead and not crazy, wild but not crazy. You can't figure us woman

out. There are no right or wrong answers. Your web page is funny....

Jenna

Subject: site

Hello byrdman, i was checking out your sight and could not help but die

laughing! Alot of the things you said were so true! i am interested in

reading your list of differences between men and women! IF you would please

send it to me :) thanks

Leslie

Byrdman,

What a riot !!!!! After a day in the office, I needed some entertainment.

Thank You. The worst part is, I can't say I disagree with you. The world is

full of flukes, beware at all cost !!!

Specific rule identification -

Tell your readers # 30 is to the point. No real woman wants JUST SEX ! If

you believe any woman that says so, you are requesting pain to hunt you down

and beat you like a bad dog.

# 46 - These people have a lot of nerve. Or I guess actually none at all. We

all must, at sometime, grow up and accept the responsibility of being human.

If a relationship fails, the fault rests with us both. And when he/she starts

into blaming the problems on all of the rest of them, they are not taking

their share of the blame. Self righteous hypos!

# 51 - The difference between alcoholics and drunks is that the alcoholics

attend the meetings. Us drunks don't.

And last but not least, my curiosity is killing me. What's up with the

flowered dresses? I ask because I don't do dresses at all, not even at work.

I'm blue jeans and blouses all the way. Blouses because the boss had to draw

the line somewhere. Take it or leave it. My apologies dear, you had a

southern redneck female stumble into your page. (scary ha?!)

I will be looking forward to new rules in the future. Take care and beware!

Robin

in Nashville

Subject: Interesting

Yes I laughed out loud. I admit it. I guess I don't match your criteria

except fot the children thing. Mine are 18 & 20 and I'm glad they live in

SC. Hope you have a nice evening.

Subject: flower dresses

whats your problem with flower dresses? i have many and my fiance (wich

took 39 years to find) always makes comments about them...im not realy

sure if he likes them or not i didnt know this was a thing that

bothers all men ..

^^^^^LAURA^^^^^

Byrdman I am a women and I like your { OFFICIAL LEARNED RULES OF

RELATIONTIONSHIPS} you got some women down pat like the rules but not all

women are like that but I am found some of your rules applied to me. I guess

you can say that I am honest.

Hey,

are you me (apart from the cat) - great site so far (and that's just 'The

Rules'), pity it wasn't around 20 years ago though....

There must be a rule about 'come round for a meal, just to talk it through',

or even 'can I borrow your drill' - I'll work on it.

DaveJ.

I am laughing my ass off, Byrdman...

You nailed us dead-to-rights on almost all counts. (I don't understand your problem with breast implants, though. You people want us with big breasts, damnit. And then you bitch when we buy some.)

My rule:

Men get one Get Out of Jail Free card. More than one divorce, & I break out the flowered dress collection & tell him "I think I'm really falling for you". (Never fails...)